Before I worked at a comic book store, I had never really read a comic book in my life; I was hired solely for my knowledge of Magic cards. After I had been working for about 6 months, the cover of a comic caught my eye, and I knew I had to read it. That was Marvel Zombies #1. Luckily, the first book I picked to read was really good, so I continued reading more. I started reading three or four trade paperbacks every single night, and also started reading some new stuff off the shelves. Now I have a subscription through my store, and I wind up with about ten new books each week. Some are better than others, of course, but there's one that really stood out as something I have to recommend to everyone, which is Kick-Ass.
Mark Millar is a fantastic writer. Every week, the best book of the week is whatever he wrote, be it Kick-Ass, War Heroes, 1985, Fantastic Four, or Wolverine. The fact that he is able to not only put out so much material, but put out so much excellent material is incredible. Of all those books, the one I most recommend is Kick-Ass. The book takes place in what is essentially the real world, so you don't have decades of Marvel or DC continuity to deal with. Oh yeah, and in case you can't tell from the covers, it's really fucking violent. I don't want to spoil anything, so I'm not going to go into any details, but the plot is just that some kid who loves comics decides, "Hey, why don't real people try this shit? I'm gonna give it a go!". Don't take my word for it, however, take the word of Method Man, whose review is quoted on the back of at least issue 4, and who apparently is a writer for entertainmentweekly.com.
Oh yeah, this thing is gonna be a movie. When I first heard that after the second issue, I assumed Mark Millar was joking. I mean, can you even advertise a movie called "Kick-Ass" on TV? It would seem that this thing is really happening, however, and is slated for 2009. They even started casting! That guy holding the chain saw on the cover of issue 4? That part was actually written with avid comic book fan Nicholas Cage in mind, and needless to say he has already signed on for the movie. I like a lot of Cage's movies, especially The Rock, but I gotta ask: how is he always cast as a badass? There's nothing imposing about Nicholas Cage at all, so I haven't the slightest fucking idea how he keeps getting the parts. He must have fucked every producer and casting director in Hollywood. In fact, go spread that rumour. Tell everyone you see today, even strangers, that "Hey, did you know Nicholas Cage gets hired by having gay sex with producers and directors?" Remember, it's only slander or libel if someone can actually prove that it's both untrue, and that it has actually caused financial damage to them, so go crazy! Oh yeah, and try to find back issues of Kick-Ass. They'll be hard to find now, but just imagine how much harder it will be to find them when the trailers start hitting theaters.
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