Jeebus Saves! (The Earth)

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That's right, Jeebus has gone green. There's a very pressing issue that I think needs to be addressed. That, of course, is the emerging shortage of latex. Sure, those wags in the media will try to tell you that latex not only occurs in nature but is created synthetically as well, but I'm not interested in their propaganda. Latex has many uses ranging from gloves for your hands to gloves for your cock. Of course, natural latex also contains rubber, which is used for things that effect our every day lives, like super bouncy balls. So what can we done, you ask? How do we conserve the Earth's supply of latex? The answer is simple: Save a condom, go fuck yourself.

That THAT, anonymous reader!

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