Remember when celebrities used to get together for noble causes like world hunger, poverty, and alerting children in third world countries to the fact that it is indeed Christmas? I know not every song can be "We're Sending Our Love Down The Well", but if you're going to get a metric ton of celebrities together for one song, shouldn't it be for a good cause? Jamie Foxx thinks not.

If you somehow haven't heard, Jamie Foxx has a new song called "Blame It (On The Alcohol)". First of all, this is a terrible premise for a song. What ever happened to personal responsibility and accountability? It's bad enough that children just keep getting dumber and dumber as our once great nation slowly falls to shit, but now we're going to teach them that no matter what misdeeds you commit you can just blame your bottle of Dr. McGillicuddy's Peppermint Schnapps? I'm pretty sure that the youth of America is already fucked without a cavalcade of celebrities telling them to do whatever they want and accept no responsibility for it.

You may be thinking: "Jeebus, how many celebrities could POSSIBLY get behind this cause?" The following is a list of celebrities in the video, not all of whom I know who they are:

Ron Howard
Forest Whitaker
Jake Gyllenhaal
Samuel L. Jackson
Quincy Jones
Cedric the Entertainer
Morris Chestnut
Clifton Powell
Alex Thomas
Joe (No idea who it this is but yes, it's just "Joe")
Tatyana Ali
Jalen Rose
Bill Bellamy
Ashley Scott
Dawn Richards
Letoya Luckett

But wait, there's more! Not only are all those people in the music video, the song also features T-Pain and has 14 official remixes featuring:

Busta Rhymes
Lil Wayne
Young Jeezy
Yung Joc
Maino
Juelz Santana
N.O.R.E.
Trina
Freeway
Rick Ross
Trey Songz
Jermaine Dupri
Kardinal Offishall
Fuego

If any of you ever meet any of these people, punch them in the fucking face and then say "Oops! The alcohol made me do it!"

dr_jeebus@sydlexia.com

The worst part is the song's not even that catchy

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