Fun With Search Engines: Volume II

It's time once again for Fun With Search Engines. As always, these are real searches that people used to find my blog. This installment of FWSE covers the period from November 1st through 17th.

south park season 12 jumped the shark - I'm going to stick with season 13, but glad I'm not alone in thinking the show is finished.

vh1 target audience - If you enjoyed my blog, it probably isn't you.

the funniest insult to say to a girl - This person may be VH1's target audience. I don't know how old the guy is that looked for this, but I'm willing to bet that one of his forearms is very strong at this point.

film will make friends with you - Unless you live in the castle from Beauty and the Beast, I find this pretty hard to believe. If your friends are inanimate, you probably need help.

cartoon fucking pussy stop - Well you got it to start somehow, didn't you? It's probably the same button, dumbass.

I can't get a fucking job - That's probably because you spend all day reading random people's blogs.

sidewalk price - I believe this varies from town to town. Unless you can somehow institute a tax on walking, however, this is probably a waste of your money.

Megan Fox sex scandal - While I'm forever going to keep getting hits on my site because of this, it's better than Syd constantly getting hits for Erin Esurance porn!

That's all for now. Join me next time when I realize I've gone the whole day without making a blog entry and need to phone it in with a quick, silly list!

dr_jeebus@sydlexia.com

Seriously, how did you get the cartoon pussy to START?

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