Forum member GPFontaine asked me to write a poem. However, I'm not a big fan of poetry since I can't write poems for shit. What I
can do, however, is present you with a haiku that a friend of mine wrote 10 years ago in high school when we were supposed to be
paying attention during concert band. We were going back and forth trying to make each other laugh, but he had, by far, the best
haiku I have ever seen:
Is it a bad idea to post this immediately after stating my intentions to run for president?
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