The Single Greatest Idea of All Time

Before I tell my story, I'd like to say that I did not get this idea from the movie "Envy" with their pocket flan. Even if I had, it wouldn't matter because my idea's better.

My girlfriend bought a 12 pack of Jell-O cups to pack with her lunch for work. The other night I had one as a snack, and put some whipped cream on it as I used to do when I as a kid and had Jell-O all the time. It was delicious, and it made me wish there was some way I could pack whipped cream in her lunch, because that really makes a difference in the snacking experience. That's when I had The Single Greatest Idea of All Time™: portable, single serving whipped cream bottles. Think about all the things you can put it on:

Single serving Jell-O cups
Single serving ice cream cups
Jell-O shots at parties
Your pets
Fellow pedestrians

And those are just the conventional uses! I'm sure you creative readers have a bunch more ideas. Oh, and the best part of the product? The name! I call them "Whip-Its"! Sure, it seems like taking a term used for how stupid preteens get high for like three seconds at a time and using it to sell my delicious wares would be a lawsuit waiting to happen as well as just having a generally bad connotation, but the product is already a household name! Besides, they say there's no such thing as bad publicity, and anyone so all knowing as to only be referred to as "they" can't be wrong! If anyone of you want to help me make this dream a reality, the e-mail link is at the bottom of the page. If you think the idea's stupid, then we can save the time of forming a business relationship and you can just write me a check. Either way, give me your fucking money!

dr_jeebus@sydlexia.com

Is that a Whip-It in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

© 2008 by Dr. Jeebus