New Hampshire Needs to Pay Me Taxes, Part 3

If you're unfamiliar with the premise of this, my very first entry was about how New Hampshire residents clearly have too much money because they all have fucking vanity plates. Feel free to check that out, or if you've already read it, then it's time for my newest installment!

TIP ME - It's nice to see a pizza boy so proud of their job, but what purpose could this plate possibly serve? If I can see you driving then it means I'm also on the road, and thusly your pizza's not for me.

SPLDPUG - This car was being driven by the Senior President of the Liberal Democrats for the Propagation of Underage Gambling. Or possibly the driver was spoiled and pugnacious. Or maybe they just own a spoiled pug, but why advertise that?

JCKRSSL - Seriously, why do dog owners feel the need to fucking advertise that they own dogs? I have yet to see a "CALICO" license plate or "CATLUVR" or anything of that nature. This license plate is only entertaining to me because when I first saw it I was a little too far to properly read it, and thought it said JCKASSGRL.

BUZZED - Yeah, there's a good thing to advertise when you're driving. Unless he's some sort of incompetent military barber like Bill Dautrive, there's really no reason for this.

CRE8TIVE - Really? If this person is so creative, how come the license plate they wanted is already taken? That's cute that they were able to figure out an alternate way of expressing themselves, but they're exactly as creative as a jilted 12 year old girl who angrily scrawls on the desk in her English class how she "h8's Justin".

That's all for this installment, but I'm driving into the heart of New Hampshire tonight, so with any luck I'll have plenty more for next time!

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