It's been a while since I've been able to do one of these, but it's finally time for another installment of "New Hampshire Needs To
Pay Me Taxes! If you don't know what this is about yet, go back to the archive because and scroll down because the original is one
of my very first entries. No bring on the license plates!
IMBUSY - Yes, you're busy driving. We all. If you're busy doing other stuff while your car is moving (eating, talking on the phone, texting,
reading, watching a movie) then either you're a terrible driver and should get off the road, or you're me. Oh, and that license plate
isn't going to make cops pass your car by instead of giving you a ticket when you park illegally.
5THDAN - Thanks to the ranking system in Tekken 4 for one player mode, I realize this is actually some sort of martial arts level.
The majority of people, however, probably think that you're simply the fifth offspring of Dan, the equially narcisistic brother of
George Foreman.
CMERUN - I can't, you're in a car.
AA&88 - I actually got a chuckle out of this one when I saw it and thought it was kinda cool. This is the dead man's hand: aces and eights.
WHASSUP - Not much, whassup with you? I was going to ask the guy driving it, but then I realize that we were both in cars going like 80 MPH so we
couldn't exactly carry on a conversation.
CARFON - At first I thought that this car was from the 80's when having a car phone might actually have been considered impressive enough
to put on a license plate. Then I saw it was actually a Nextel car, so it made sense until I realized: shouldn't it be FONCAR? I mean, the car
belongs to the phone company, the phone company doesn't belong to the car. It's like the age old debate between ghost pirates and pirate ghosts.
Then my girlfriend very aptly pointed out: "Why didn't they just get the plate 'Nextel'?"
MY3BOIZ - If you are going to spell "boys" like that, then you're clearly not old enough to have three children yet, so I can only assume this
is how she planned on telling her three boyfriends about each other.
That's all for this installment, but check back tomorrow as I talk about...well I have no idea yet, but I bet it'll be awesome, so come
back and read!
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