I know I did one of these recently, but people seem to like them and I've seen a lot of plates lately. So without further
ado, let's look at the stupid shit people are wasting their money on!
BATKAR - If the Goddamn Batman wants to drive around in his Goddamn Acura advertising his Goddamn secret identity, then the Goddamn
Batman will drive around in his Goddamn Acura advertising his Goddamn secret identity.
ODB - This plate was on a minivan that appeared to be part of some sort of convoy; the vans following it had the license
plates RZA, GZA, METHOD, U-GOD, RAEKWON, and GHSTFCE. This convoy was clearly nothin' to fuck with.
FRVLOS - This one was particularly interesting because it was on an old, piece of shit car.
REVDUP - This plate was on a Mini sporting a bumper sticker that said "Actual Size". Despite what "The Italian Job" may have
told you, there is actually nothing badass about driving a Mini.
ACDC - This plate was on a van that featured a number of window decals including a Punisher one and some for metal bands.
Turns out he chose the license plate because it was an electrician van.
5PMSWMR - This car was being followed by one with the plate 5PMSTLKR. Later I saw an old man with the license plate
3AMPOOPR. I don't know why this person thought this license plate was a good idea, but they're a fucking idiot. It's just like when
people Twitter like 300 times a day; your life isn't that interesting, and all you're doing is making it easier for crazy people
to rape and kill you.
EZFLYR - This car was being driven by Simon Gagne. Fucking slut.
Well that's all for now, so until next time: We roll tonight to the construction site. And to those risking getting shocked,
we salute you.
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