Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson to President Obama: "Know Your Role and Shut Your Mouth!"

Alright, so The Rock didn't actually say that to Obama, but it's time someone did. This nonsense with AIG was bad enough, but the new situation at GM is even worse. For those who don't know, the headline read "CEO of GM Steps Down at Request of White House". While I'm not saying that the CEO was doing a good job or that he didn't need to leave, it's not the president's job to remove him. I don't mean that as in "the president has more important things to do", I mean that as in "the president has absolutely no right or authority to make such a declaration". Last time I checked, America was a capitalist society, not some sort of facist police state. The president does not have the right or the authority to fire private citizens. Ironically, it is actually private citizens who collectively have the power to fire the president. Only the owners of GM, which would be the stockholders, have the power to remove the CEO (Although other executive can strongly suggest that he step down). Is Obama saying that the government now owns and controls all formerly private companies in the United States of America?

Some would argue that the president has this sort of power because GM received a shit ton of bailout money and are asking for more, but that's not how this works. The bailout was a loan, not a buyout. If I take a loan from the bank for my business and then ask for another loan, the bank doesn't first come into my business and start making changes to the company before deciding what to do, because they don't fucking own it or work there.

I know that every president makes mistakes, but things are starting to get really out of hand. We're not even three months into this term, and already Obama has made nearly $1 trillion (literally) of mistakes as well as severely overstepping the bounds of the office of president. People joked about how the Patriot Act destroyed our personal liberties, but I think these are far more detrimental to our personal liberties. The government stepping in to run companies in industries that I can't imagine they're actually experts in and deciding to tax people 90% just because they feel like it is much worse than anything the Patriot Act did. You know, unless you frequently made international phone calls to known terrorists. And if you did, then I think we all feel safer knowing that those calls were monitored.

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