Somewhat recently, Will Smith joined Scientology. I won't say that he converted, because scientology is not a religion. You can try
to argue that point with me, but I won't listen. Anyway, I was pretty shocked when this happened, because I always thought Will Smith was
smarter than that. Well a couple days ago the story broke that some Will Smith was a client of some madame in Hollywood. I was unfamiliar with the term,
but I guess it's a female pimp. Anyway, she's moved her practice to Manhattan, so she decided why not just blab about
all her famous clients? That's a fantastic way to get rich, powerful clients in Manhattan, after all. However, she claimed that Smith
was hiring male escorts.
This can't be a coincidence. Scientology is fast becoming a haven for prolific, gay actors. Some say it's because one of the claims
Scientology makes is that it can cure gay. I think the answer is much more sinister, however. Scientology is a cover for gay actors.
Think about it: Tom Cruise is more flaming than a Burger King grill with a dozen flame broiled whoppers cooking. That may or may not
have been a paid advertisement. When was the last time you heard people talk about gay Tom Cruise is though? When people have bad things
to say about him, isn't it normally that he's a member of Scientology and how crazy they are? You see, Scientology isn't a religion,
it's a distraction. They deliberately made up this religion to be so fucking absurd and unrealistic that society would be too focused
on how fucking absurd and unrealistic the religion is and not even notice Will Smith's dick in Tom Cruise's mouth.
Well I'm blowing the whistle on this! I want everyone who reads this to start every conversation for the next month with "Did you hear
Will Smith is gay and Tom Cruise is still gay? Just thought you should know." And if they try to change the topic to Scientology, you can, I dunno, smack
them around a little bit.
This is actually what Super Adventure Club believes
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