A couple weeks ago my friends and I were playing cards, and my friend told me the following story. He had been told this story
by his coworker who he kept emphasizing was only 16 years old. I can't figure out how that's relevant to the story, but he was so
insistent on it that I guess it's important.
So this girl had a really big pet snake. Even though it was huge, she was comfortable with it the point where she actually slept
with it at night. The snake started losing a lot of weight, so she took it to the vet because she thought it was sick.
The vet's response?
Oh, it's just fasting so it can eat you.
Pet rocks will be making a comeback
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