The Greatest Story Ever Told

A couple weeks ago my friends and I were playing cards, and my friend told me the following story. He had been told this story by his coworker who he kept emphasizing was only 16 years old. I can't figure out how that's relevant to the story, but he was so insistent on it that I guess it's important.

So this girl had a really big pet snake. Even though it was huge, she was comfortable with it the point where she actually slept with it at night. The snake started losing a lot of weight, so she took it to the vet because she thought it was sick. The vet's response?

Oh, it's just fasting so it can eat you.

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