In my every increasing efforts to become more like Stephen Colbert, I present to you "Dr. Jeebus presents Stephen T. Colbert's 'Tip of the
Hat, Wag of the Finger', presenting in Dolby Digital Surround Sound!"
To begin, a tip of the hat to www.rantlister.com for linking to my blog. I've known how great I am for years, but it's about time that
other people start recognizing my greatness.
Next I would like to give a wag of the finger to Dr. Jeebus. This lazy mother fucker starts getting linked to from other sites, and how does
he thank them? By failing to update his blog on Thursday. This blog is advertised by Dr. Jeebus, needlessly frequently,
I might add, as being updated daily, Monday through Thursday. Doctors should be much more reliable than Dr. Jeebus.
In news that most of you won't be familiar with, I'd like to give a tip of the hat to idiots in Japan. Someone who must have a connection
to Wizards of the Coast posted the names of every card in the upcoming set, Conflux on their reference site, and is probably going to
get shit canned for it. This persons tragic, career ending mistake is our windfall, however, and has provided lots of useful information.
Next goes a tip of the hat to the House of Representatives for failing to pass the bailout override. The market crash caused by the ignorance and paranoia
of the average American has given savvy investors a chance to double or triple their investment practically overnight. If you were not one of those
investors but now are thanks to reading this, I'd like 10% of everything you make as a consulting fee.
In other financial matters, a wag of the finger to people who make you pay to attend their party. I'm not talking about telling someone
to bring a bag of chips or expecting a present for your birthday, I'm talking about actually being told "You must pay $10 dollars to show up
to this party", a practice that I thought was long extinct until our apartment complex hosted a party, but required you to RSVP with cash. I guess
the $1,000 in rent we pay each month isn't enough to cover an 8 pack of hot dogs.
And finally, a tip of the hat to you, the reader. Thanks for visiting, and be sure to check back every day. You can even talk about this blog
,or anything else, on the forums with myself, Syd Lexia, and a bunch of people who aren't important enough to have names.
Can you guess which finger I was wagging?
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