How to get a thread deleted in under 60 seconds

Ever wonder how quickly a thread can be deleted? I posted the following message on the MTGSalvation forums with the thread name “Fuck these ‘future drafters'”, and it lasted very literally less than a minute.

To whom it may concern,
We understand that you have product early and have foolishly decided to open it. Good for you for being retards. However, we are not going to suck your dicks to get information. This attention whoring is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen on these forums, and I’ve seen quite a bit of ridiculous shit (Such as people actually complaining about Black Lotuses in ZEN packs). Here’s how spoiling cards works:
You acquire information.
You share information.
People thank you for your efforts and for the risk you are taking, and speak more highly of you each set you help spoil until you ascend to the level of “rumour mill hero.”
This is the way things always have worked, and the way they should work. Holding the fact that you have information above people’s heads and making them give you praise and attention BEFORE you share said information is not the way to become popular on this site. And believe me, I know quite a bit about being unpopular on this site, so I think you can take my word on this one.
I’m a huge fan of rumour season and am always excited when someone takes the risk of sharing information, but this is the first time I actually hope that they get caught, and soon. And considering you’ve gone completely out of the way to make a ridiculous spectacle of yourselves, there’s a whole lot of stuff out there for WotC to work with to catch you now. In conclusion, go fuck yourselves, and learn how to work for the community instead of for your ego.

Love always,
You know who.

“Mbsfuturedrafter could tell me there were $100 bills in packs of Mirrodin Besieged, but I’d still complain about having to swallow his load to get the information.”


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